Potato Wars
St. Bernard's Primary School, P6
13th September 2022
Once upon a time there was a happy potato called Jeremy who was half eaten. You might be wondering why he was half eaten, nobody knows – except Jeremy of course! It was night and he was sleeping in his cave, he was on the Island of Ireland when the Famine was happening. He was running away from people trying to eat him during the Famine when he found the cave. He was too scared to leave the cave but once he did he met his friend Sally the Sweet potato.
Sally was acting a bit strange. “Yesterday you trapped me in a glass jar!” said Jeremy. Sally was getting very jealous of Jeremy’s girlfriend and one day the ex-girlfriend disappeared. Then the next day Sally admitted she was an evil witch who could make food disappear into a boiling lake AKA a pot. Before she turned them into food she trapped them in the jars.
After living in the jar for a week, Jeremy finally managed to push the jar open...