St Patrick's College, Maghera, Year 10
1st April 2025
A long time ago, in the city of Salty Springs, there was a friend group of three characters. These three friends were Tim Cheese, John Pork, and Simon Claw. One day, Tim Cheese was out for a walk to the shops when John Pork suddenly punched him and Tim fell to the ground. John Pork was attacking Tim Cheese because he wanted to steal his wife, Tina.
John Pork shouted, “This is the end of you!”
Tim confidently said, “Are you sure?”
Tim was thinking of how to get his revenge, but he wasn’t going to do it right away. Tim pulled out a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich and waved it in front of John’s face. “John Pork, your son is in a sandwich.”...
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