Lough View Integrated Primary School, P7, at the Seamus Heaney Centre
19th February 2025
One day George the Duck was taking a bath in the sink in the KFD bathrooms. He had some grease and crumbs in his feathers. If you had wrung his feathers, lots of grease would come out like a waterfall.
Kentucky Fried Duck is a fast-food chain for humans where they capture and fry ducks - after removing their heads.
George was hiding from the KFD manager because he was trying to catch him and fry him. George was scared and worried that he would be fried like all of his friends. His wings were sweaty, his knees were weak and his wings were heavy.
He was splashing the water around in the sink in a frenzy.
The manager burst in with two burger baps, “Get into my kitchen, so I can fry you…”
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