Poyntzpass Primary School, P5/6
4th February 2025
One morning President Bobby went to the market and he bought a golden toilet, a five star expert plumber, five more Ferraris and six Lamborghinis. President Bobby was counting his money while eating chicken nuggets very loudly with a squelching noise. He went to Mcdonalds and tried to buy every Big Mac.
Bobby was very hot so he decided to buy ice cream from the Mcdonalds, but the ice cream machine was broken. He was very sad and very angry so he called the manager. But then he found an alien called Goofball. He was scared when he saw him because he was big and really tall with three arms and three legs.
Bobby said to Goofball, “Do you want a lift back up to space?”
Goofball said, “No, I am a news reporter and there is going to be an election."
Bobby said, “You are just an alien Goofball”.
“I am Goofball, I am smarter than you”, said Goofball very very very loudly; the loudest you could ever say something.
This made Bobby very annoyed and he said angrily,“You are dumber than a rock.”
A few weeks later, Bobby won the election and owned all the McDonalds in outer space.
Bobby and Goofball started fighting again, but they didn't know who was going to win so they were going to have a big rock-paper-scissors fight...
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