Lough View Integrated Primary School, P7
29th January 2025
Tyler was eating a lot of Big Macs on his home planet, Inflatable.
“If only I could be a bowling ball!” he thought desperately.
Tyler’s planet was created by an inflater god. Tyler was massive, as big as the moon and he had a superpower. He could inflate himself as big as a sun.
When he was tiny, he became interested in bowling. In RE class, he had learned about a lord who was a massive bowling ball. Tyler wanted to be colossal.
He was eating McDonalds’s - not the food, the literal building. He wanted to get humongous. He wanted to be bigger than the bowling ball lord.
He got arrested for eating the McDonald’s building. The police arrived with their banana guns, broccoli sticks and asparagus batons. Tyler was petrified. He was worried the police were going to feed him vegetables and fruit, and that would reset all his progress. He was so scared that he slapped himself because he thought he was dreaming.
“I’m not eating that, it’s disgusting!” he said in a loud and deep voice.
Suddenly, his nemesis showed up…
