Bunscoil Mhic Reachtain, P6/7
April 13th 2016
One day there was a beautiful pancake named Paddy the Pancake. Paddy the Pancake had four brothers and five sisters, but sadly they all got eaten. Most were eaten by humans and one was eaten by the French Toast King.
The French Toast King was the King of all toast because of his beautiful moustache and monocle. He despised everyone, especially the waffles and pancakes. His favourite food was Pringles.
The French Toast King was hidden in a far-away country named Breakfastopia and everyone else lived in Pancakia.
One day, the French Toast King was outside playing with out of date bacon called Sizzle.
It was three years, eleven months, twenty two days, forty one minutes and thirty seconds out of date, and counting!
Paddy the Pancake was also friends with Sizzle and called over to play.
“Help!” Sizzle whispered to Paddy the Pancake.
“What?” said Paddy, confused. Paddy was so confused he shouted over to the French Toast King, not knowing who he was.
“What second were you born?!” Paddy said.
“None of your business!” replied the French Toast King…
