St. Bernard's Primary School, P6
13th September 2022
Once upon a time there was a happy potato called Jeremy who was half eaten. You might be wondering why he was half eaten, nobody knows – except Jeremy of course! It was night and he was sleeping in his cave, he was on the Island of Ireland when the Famine was happening. He was running away from people trying to eat him during the Famine when he found the cave. He was too scared to leave the cave but once he did he met his friend Sally the Sweet potato.
Sally was acting a bit strange. “Yesterday you trapped me in a glass jar!” said Jeremy. Sally was getting very jealous of Jeremy’s girlfriend and one day the ex-girlfriend disappeared. Then the next day Sally admitted she was an evil witch who could make food disappear into a boiling lake AKA a pot. Before she turned them into food she trapped them in the jars.
After living in the jar for a week, Jeremy finally managed to push the jar open. He only survived because he was eating bits of himself.
Then someone walked into the cave, it was Timmy the Tomato. He was here to rescue Jeremy from the evil witch.
Jeremy whispered to Timmy the Tomato, “Help me.”
Timmy replied, “Shhhh, you might wake Sally out of the shower”
Timmy the Tomato had a two person jetpack. When Timmy the tomato was about to get out of the cave, the entrance became blocked by a rockfall. Sally came out of the shower and the lights went out.
Timmy the Tomato said, “You’re not going to get anywhere turning off the lights!”
Sally turned on the lights and the two boys screamed because the boys saw her naked…
