Malvern Primary School
November 24th 2015
Once upon a time there was a gangster pencil. He wanted to rub everyone out.
He wanted to be the only pencil in the world.
Gangster Pencil had a best friend called Sharpie the Sharpener. Sharpie was sick of sharpening pencils.
They lived together in a two-pocket pencil case. They didn't pay their rent so they were down to their last chance.
They had to pay 200 Shavings per month.
The landlord was called Lenny the Ruler. He was a very rude ruler and he was very greedy with money.
“You're going to get kicked out if you don't pay your rent by tomorrow!” squeaked Lenny angrily.
Bert the rubber came into the pencil case. “I'm going to rub you out!” she barked crossly.
“If you don't stop barking I'm going to rub a hole in you,” explained Gangster Pencil dully...
