The Family Business

St. Mary's Christian Brothers' Grammar School, Y11
March 7th 2018

Speckilroy was driving through Ballymurphy in his car and he saw Bean selling mopeds, in the blizzard.

Speckilroy lived with his Granny.  His family left him when he was four and he was being chased by the ONH.

Bean was a fitness fanatic, sponsored by Underarmour.  His Da made him sell the stolen mopeds.

Speckilroy called over to Bean.  “This place is like the Alps.  The Murph is up the left!”

Bean said, “What’s the craic alacken?”

“The cops are round the corner!” shouted Speckilroy.

“The cops are mental,” said Bean…