David and the Rooster Apocalypse

St. Oliver Plunkett Primary School, P6
May 18th 2016

[Editor’s note: We interrupt this book before it even starts to tell you that 4 chicken years is the equivalent of 1 human day.]

Once there was a weird chicken called David who was stuck in a pineapple egg. He was walking down the street in a busy town when he bumped into a dog.

“Hi! My name’s David and I’ve been stuck in this pineapple for 4 years”, said David.

“Hi!” said the dog. “I’m a techno waffle DJ and I love waffles!” He was a pug who lived in a stack of waffles.

David invited the pug to go to Burger King for lunch.

“I’ve got my own techno waffle shop, if you want to head down there?” said the pug.

“How are we going to get there?” asked David.

“I’ve got a techno waffle car,” replied the pug. “It’s parked over there in that alley.”

They both got in the car and went to the pug’s techno waffle shop. On the way, the pug played techno tunes and threw waffles out the window.

“What are you doing?!” asked David.

“It’s a promotional thing! Everybody loves it!” said the pug. “How did you get stuck in that pineapple in the first place?”

“I was hungry,” said David.

When they got to the shop, they saw that everything had been wrecked. There was flour all over the floor and they saw rooster footprints in it. There were some feathers next to the kitchen door.

“That cheeky little rooster’s at it again!” said the pug.

“That’s a shame, I was looking forward to eating something,” said David, sadly.

 

They heard the back door slam…