St. Conor's College, Y12
2nd December 2021
“Welcome home from Larne!” said Feargal, as he opened the door to greet Collette. She looked shocked and flustered, as she 
knew something wasn’t right. Her suspicions were confirmed as she laid her eyes on her dog, who was falling down the stairs. She rushed over to see if the dog was ok, and then she noticed his haircut!
The dog let out a massive yelp! Collette screamed, horrified!
She shouted at Feargal, “Where is his hair?!”
Duke was completely bald!
Feargal goes, “It’s not as bad as my haircut!” while he gestures to his mullet.
The dog got up and was limping and crying. Collette said sarcastically, “It’s not that bad?” and slapped Feargal across the face.
“It wasn’t my fault that your dog is so mad!” Feargal said, feistily!
“Your dog ran out of the house and jumped over my eight foot fence chasing a cat! He got muddy and I had to take him to the groomer’s!” 
Collette said, “The other dogs are just as mad and they are all fine.”
Just then, Josie arrived in her lime green Ford Focus...
