Coláiste Feirste, Bl 8
8th May 2025
Billy walked in on Joe eating another egg.
Billy gasped in shock. He stepped back. “Oh my God, Joe! What on Earth are you doing?”
“Eating breakfast,” he said hysterically.
Billy yelled, “But you’re an egg, you weirdo!”
“Well, you’re bacon. There’s no difference,” Joe shrugged.
“Well, there is a difference, because I’m not eating my own kind,” Billy said frustratedly.
“I’ve been doing it my whole life. I’ve kept it a secret,” Joe said nonchalantly. “I don’t care, I’m evil.”
Suddenly, Joe tried to hit his friend, but Billy shrank to the size of a peanut. Joe couldn’t see him.
Billy’s big red cape appeared out of the blue.
Billy said, “I’m Super Billy Bacon!”
Joe tried to hit him again, but tripped over his cape and fell out the window…
