Coláiste Feirste, Y10
22nd May 2024
Once upon a time, Skippy fell down the stairs. He was taken to the vet and they couldn’t save him. Skippy woke up and saw himself in the mirror and he was a skeleton. It scared him so much he meowed for an hour and then he passed out.
When he woke up he had forgotten that he was a skeleton. He looked in the mirror to see himself again - and he passed out again.
When he woke up for the second time, he was in a circus!
A huge fake tan wearing elephant called Elanor explained everything to him, “You’re in animal heaven; you fell down the stairs and now you are in the animal heaven equivalent of the Balmoral Show”.
Skippy started crying. The tears were a mixture of skittles and butterflies.
“No way, I’m in farmer heaven!” he screamed.
Elanor said, “I can give you a tow back to the yard, hai bai.”
On the way back to the yard Elanor broke down.
“Oh no” she said, “I’ve broken down”.
“Seriously!” exclaimed Skippy…
