Scoil an Droichid, R7, at the Seamus Heaney Centre
8th January 2025
Maggy the magma alien woke up and got ready to start the day by eating a good 5 metre high stack of maglorp waffles, which was his favourite food. Maglorp waffles are waffles wrapped around a big stick of magma butter and are covered in granite sprinkles. You have to slurp them up to eat them.
Then all of a sudden Boris the big fat troll brutally smashed through the window and came into the kitchen. He said in a deep angry voice, “Give me waffles!” He then ate all Maggy’s waffles and he ran away. Maggy was flabbergasted that his waffles were stolen. He chased Boris who ran across a thin lake whilst eating Maggy’s waffles and going “om nom nom” while slurping and gurping and burping constantly. Maggy was absolutely devastated by the complete foul play that Boris had committed against his poor soul.
Maggy called a meeting with all the people that lived on the planet and they made a plan of how to get rid of Boris. The ruler of the world said in a high pitched, squeaky voice, “Stop this nonsense immediately! Absolute poppycock, there are no trolls on this planet!” Maggy replied in a loud and angry voice, “I will not stand for this tomfoolery!” And because the ruler didn’t believe him, no one else did. After that accusation from the ruler of the world, Maggy stormed out of the meeting furious and got ready for battle. He got an idea to team up with his friend Splashy on the water world.
They ran across the water and Maggy fell in and started to evaporate. “AAAAAAAAA!!” screamed Maggy. Suddenly at that moment Boris the big fat troll came and lifted Maggy out of the water and saved him. While Boris the big fat troll was holding him, “Nyahahahahahah” he laughed maliciously and then he awesomely said, “I’m here for more waffles”...
