St. Patricks & Seaview Primary Schools, P6
November 16th 2016
One time there was a teabag named Teaboy. His best friend was Mary Dodger who was a Jammie Dodger. They lived in Kansas in a giant teacup. Their address was 454 Cup Lane.
One Saturday after midnight, Teaboy and Captain Coffee were arguing about who would be a better leader of the Jammie Gang. Captain Coffee was a cruel and mischievous jar of coffee.
“I’ll be a better leader than you because you’re a cruel jar of coffee”, said Teaboy.
“Well, all you ever do is talk about yourself!” replied Captain Coffee.
Teaboy got so angry that tea squirted out of his nostrils. Captain Coffee slipped on the tea and broke his jar.
Mary Dodger came out of her bedroom with a trombone.
“WA, WA, WA, WAAAA!” she played.
“Can you stop it? I broke my jar,” said Captain Coffee.
That was when Captain Coffee became a villain.
“I will seek my revenge on you, Teaboy. Mwahahaha!” said Captain Coffee.
“DUN, DUN, DUNNN!” Mary played…
