St Conor's College, Y9
16th May 2024
Demitrius is eating his dinner. It was his last dinner before he flew his private butter jet to Canada for the Parachute Cup. It was a special dinner, so he was having a stick of butter. But just then, his main rival Nutella, barged in with Demitrius’ ex-wife Margarine. Demitrius threw his whole dinner at Nutella.
“Get out before I throw more butter at you!” shouted Demitrius.
“You never gave me enough butter,” Marge said sarcastically, “and by the way, Nutella and I are engaged.”
“You never deserved my butter, Marge,” said Demitrius.
Suddenly, Nutella had an explosive reaction, his eyes began to turn red and swollen…
