Butter Bomb

St Conor's College, Y9
16th May 2024

Demitrius is eating his dinner. It was his last dinner before he flew his private butter jet to Canada for the Parachute Cup. It was a special dinner, so he was having a stick of butter. But just then, his main rival Nutella, barged in with Demitrius’ ex-wife Margarine. Demitrius threw his whole dinner at Nutella.

“Get out before I throw more butter at you!” shouted Demitrius.

“You never gave me enough butter,” Marge said sarcastically, “and by the way, Nutella and I are engaged.”

“You never deserved my butter, Marge,” said Demitrius.

Suddenly, Nutella had an explosive reaction, his eyes began to turn red and swollen…